Wednesday, July 11, 2012

What Did He Do That They Stopped Talking To Him?

 
You're a nice guy. You start talking to a girl for about two weeks and everything is going good and then suddenly she stops answering you. Then you're talking to a new chick for about the same amount of time and then suddenly she stops answering you as well. What the fuck did you do? 

Women are just flat out fucking weird. Their species is so hot and cold that you'll die of exhaustion just attempting to figure it out. It's rare that you actually do figure it out though. When a girl just blatantly stops responding to you it begins to put so many thoughts into your head that you just have no idea what the fuck you did. Did she hear something about you from someone else? Did she get back with her ex? Is is something you just can't even think of? 

Actually my friends, the logical decision here would be choice number two. The ex. The ex boyfriend is the sleeper in any and every situation where a girl stops talking to you. See what happens is that the ex boyfriend knows he has a stranglehold on this girl and uses it to his advantage. And what I mean by uses it to his advantage is that he calls her up whenever he wants to bang her, acts like he wants to get back together and then after he bangs her he makes up some sort of excuse as to why they can't get back together. For ex boyfriend's it's like playing peek-a-boo with a baby. You do the same thing over and over again, but they never actually catch on. 

I know the girl will tell you that she doesn't have an ex in the picture when you first meet her, but that's because he hasn't texted her in like three or four days. Once he texts her again, he's back in the picture and other guys don't seem to matter. It's nothing that you did, it's just how badly she's infatuated with her ex. Just keep plugging away, statistics say that you'll eventually find a girl with a brain in her head. 

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