Before I begin this isn't for the real Yankee fans who know a lot about baseball and don't root for the Yankees simply because they alway win. This one's really about the guy who buys every different type of Yankee jersey and t-shirt just to prove that he is definitely the biggest Yankee fan around. And if you happen to challenge him on that, it's his jerseys that will do that talking for him.
Like I feel like I always hear asshole Yankee fans talking about their jersey. "Bro, I'm a bigger Yankee fan than you because I got a Mickey Mantle road throw back jersey that's made of wool. So what I sweat my ass off because it's 110 degrees out here, the only other person who owns this jersey is called the baseball fame, how ya doin'?" I'm pretty sure you will hear a statement similar to that in the bathroom at Yankee stadium every time you go.
"Bro, I own a jersey and t-shirt for every guy ever on the Yankees since 1961. You know what happened in 1961? Did you ever see the movie 61, it was something with M & M's." Yes, you're a fucking disgrace that you root for this franchise because you make all their fans look like complete and total assholes.
Once again, this isn't for the real fans who know the game and have been a fan their entire life. This is for the bandwagon guys who think owning paraphernalia makes you the bigger fan who knows more and has a bigger dick. What this guy doesn't realize is that Bernie Williams retired, Mariano is hurt and A-Rod actually does have a hit this year. The dick measuring Yankee fan, he'll be getting ejected for starting a fight somewhere around the sixth inning. And he'll probably be doing something similar to what the guy on the right is doing in the picture above.
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