Pro Athlete Arrest Week 2012 Continues With The Top 10 NFL Leaders In Arrests Since 2000

As Pro Athlete Arrest Week 2012 continued with Dez Bryant just going HAM and beating the piss out of his mother I have found a list that shows which NFL teams have had the most arrests since 2000. Some are surprising, some are not. But the thing we do know is that it is perfect for the theme of the week.

10) Indianaopolis Colts: 23 arrests
A little bit of a surprise here for me especially because they really weren't a shitty organization while Peyton was around. I still take full responsibility for the Marvin Harrison arrest. It was bound to happen since I drafted him on my fantasy team. Guy blows out his knee, gets arrested and is never seen again. Completely my fault.

9) Tampa Bay Bucs: 24 arrests
DUI's, felonies and gun crimes; that's what Tampa Bay does. Well at least since 2000 that's what they do.

8) San Diego Chargers: 25 arrests
I wonder if Ryan Leaf counts for like thirty percent of these even though he's not with the team anymore.

T-7) Miami Dolphins: 26 arrests
It culminated in the 2010 offseason with four team arrests from December to March. But it is Miami and it's not exactly what you would call "street friendly".

T-7) Kansas City Chiefs: 26 arrests
When your team sucks what else is there really to do other than get arrested?

5) Jacksonville Jaguars: 27 arrests
Completing the trifecta of Florida teams, Jacksonville takes the lead. Who says Florida is god's waiting room? It looks more to me like it's his holding cell.

4) Tennessee Titans: 30 arrests
Anytime Pacman Jones plays for you he's good for about five to ten of these. And he's also good for just straight up making it rain before he gets arrested at the strip club.

3) Denver Broncos: 34 arrests
Ever since their owner stated, "I don't think we have a major character problem here," way back in 2008 the Broncos have sky rocketed up this list with 16 arrests. This includes Elvis Dumervil's road rage this week and doesn't include D.J. Williams pissing episode.

2) Cincinnati Bengals: 37 arrests
Thirty seven arrests and one crushed wide receiver. Still too soon?

1) Minnesota Vikings: 39 arrests
It started with Daunte Culpepper and Bryant McKinnie in the 2005 Sex Boat Scandal where Culpepper groped bitches all night long and McKinnie put on box eating exhibitions for everyone to see; and it has ended (for now at least) with Adrian Peterson resisting arrest and then getting arrested like last week or two weeks ago whenever it was. Whenever your town writes something called "The Minnesota Vikings All Arrest Team" you know you've made the headlines quite a few times.