Tuesday, July 24, 2012

The Work Bathroom

 
The one thing I have noticed about working in an actual office is that everyone on the mens side is very sneaky about taking a shit while at work. I think the main reason for this is because it's like a dungeon in there with no windows and as soon as someone drops a duece it's basically a gas chamber for the rest of the day. 

Now, what I've noticed is that every guy will take a shit while at work. But nobody wants to be the guy known as the guy taking a shit while at work. What do I mean? I mean whenever you go in there and you know someone's in a stall, even if they're done taking their shit, they always wait until the person peeing is out of the bathroom because they don't want to be seen. This is grown men we're talking about here, you shouldn't have shame at this point in your life. 

Even when multiple people are taking a dump at once, everyone seems to stagger their time on when they get out of the stall. If you hear someone wiping and ready to finish up, usually you slow down a little bit and give them some time to get out, then you make your move. It's quite the strategy. 

Why do men do this? Who cares if you're the guy dropping hot stanks in the men's room? It's bro code, we're not gonna go around talking shit about you (no pun intended). I guess in a corporate environment bowel movements are frowned upon. It's part of life bro's, everyone does it. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Ladies, this goes for you as well. As long as you don't shit your pants, I think everything will be just fine. 

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