Things Just Keep Getting Better For the Jets, Mike Goodson Arrested on Drugs and Weapons Charges

 

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/9286124/mike-goodson-new-york-jets-arrested-drug-weapons-charges 

It's not almost comical, at this point it's incredibly comical. After signing running back Mike Goodson to a 3 year $6.9 million deal the Jets now have a decision to make as Goodson was arrested on drugs and weapons charges in New Jersey Friday morning. Not that I actually think this guy is "the answer" at running back for them but they just can't catch a break. Honestly, you can't feel bad for a team that doesn't do their homework and doesn't sign high character guys. Their number one cornerback has 25 kids with 15 different women, their "quarterback of the future" actually responds to critics on twitter and now their "big" free agent signing is a convict. Oh, and their coach has a foot fetish. Even though Tebow is gone the circus is definitely still in town. I can watch this shit all day every day and twice on Sundays. 

There is Nothing I Love More Than Being Right...

Last night as I watched the second half of the Knicks game all I could do was sit there and smile. Why?  Because there really is nothing that I love more than being right. All you Knicks fans sent me hate mail and tried telling me just how little I actually know about basketball when I said that the Knicks couldn't win a championship with the way they play. I said they can't win because they don't rebound, they're not physical and they rely too much on the jump shot and the three ball. Sound like something you've been watching against Indiana?

The reason Indiana has dominated this series is because of everything I just mentioned. They're more physical than the Knicks, they're destroying the Knicks on the boards, and the Pacers are taking away the three ball while making them settle for jump shots. All of this adds up to a 3-1 series lead for the Pacers. And as much as I would like to say blame Melo, you can't put it all on him the poor guy is getting ZERO help from anyone else around him.

Tyson Chandler hasn't left the Boston series, the dude has been non existent. Raymond Felton has been below average at best and J.R. Smith the 6th Man of the Year might as well shoot blind folded right now the way he's playing. Jason Kidd and Pablo Prigioni are giving them nothing and Mike Woodson has gone completely away from Steve Novak. Add this to an inefficient Melo and you can see why the Knicks can't get out of their own way.

If the Knicks can somehow find the three ball (which I don't think the Pacers will allow) they have a punchers chance in the series. But if they look anything like they've looked the last two games this series is just about over. They'll need more than Melo to force a game 6. But if you would like to send apologies and now be my friend I will tell you to shove it up your ass. I have enough friends, you want a friend then get a dog. Letting the Knicks prove me right has been good enough for me.

Sidenote: I'm busy with a new job that actually pays me so the blog will be taking a back seat for a while. I apologize but it's the way it has to be. I can't be blogging for free for the rest of my life or I'll be that loser living in my parents basement until I'm 32.

The Late Night Special

Late Night Menu: Philly Cheesesteak

Late Night Programming: Kings vs Sharks

Late Night Song: With Rome by Sublime

Fun Fact: Being ignored can actually drive you slightly crazy...That would explain some crazy women.

Late Night Video:

NHL Playoffs: Where I Was Right, Where I Was Wrong Round 1

 

With Round 1 of the NHL Playoffs officially over it's time to show where I was right and where I was wrong with my predictions for round one. 

Where I Was Right: I said no 8 seeds would be knocking off 1's this year. The Blackhawks took care of the Wild in 5 and the Penguins took care of the Islander in 6. 

Where I Was Wrong: Both San Jose and Toronto who I said would be going home early made me look like a total moron. San Jose swept Vancouver to move on to the second round and Toronto was eight minutes away from pulling the upset over Boston in Game 7. I wasn't just wrong, I was dead wrong. 

Where I Was Right: Sleeper teams. I said the Rangers would be the sleeper in the East solely because of Lundqvist and I said the Red Wings would be the sleeper in the West. Both teams came back from 3-2 holes to win games 6 and 7 and advance to round two. 

Round Two Predictions:

Penguins over Senators in 6

Bruins over Rangers in 6

Red Wings over Blackhawks in 7

Kings over Sharks in 7

In Florida Today

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Miami-Beach-Man-Tied-Wandering-12-Year-Old-Son-to-Pole-Outside-Home-Police-207213531.html

Kids are so soft these days. Back in my day when kids used to do something wrong, if their parents tied them to a pole to teach them a lesson nobody called the cops and complained about it. The kid was wandering around without telling his dad, what did you want the dad to do? Just say everything was cool and let him do it again? This dad ain't about that, he's about teaching a lesson. And now he's going to probably go to jail even though the son says it's his own fault. America just getting softer and softer by the day.

Now It's Viral...

You tried to go viral with the Harlem Shake five months after it was cool. And then you got a fucking face full of desk. How'd it taste bitch? You deserved every minute of that.

Boom, Roasted

 

No better way to find out you have an STD than by finding out from someone else who banged the person who gave you that STD. Boom, roasted.