Adam Richman vs Guy Fieri Who Ya Got?

Adam Richman

VS

Guy Fieri

 There are two things I love in life. One of them is food and the other one is TV. So when you put them together and put food on TV it's basically as good as porn for a loser such as myself. Now the Travel Channel has Adam Richman and Man vs Food and the Food Network has Guy Fieri and Diners, Drive Ins and Dives. Now the thing I could do would be to debate who's going to die first but since Richman no longer does eating challenges and Fieri doesn't face fuck entire plates at the places he goes by himself I want to figure out who's the better host? 

The thing that throws people off about Fieri is the hair. He's from California and he has the bleach blonde hair and that goatee. Richman is from Brooklyn, gets way too excited about food and cracks corny jokes. If we're talking about who could eat more, I don't think it would be a clear runaway win by Richman. I've seen Fieri eat some serious shit and I'm sure he can hang with Richman. 

As far as who is the better host I'm actually siding with Fieri. First of all, he drives his dope ass convertible everywhere he goes and rocks pussy magnet sun glasses. Second of all, he doesn't get overly excited, he gets just excited enough and he's real as can be. Nothing he says or does on camera looks faked. My one gripe is that he uses the same phrase whenever he really likes something. He will say, "Oh that's killlllller," whenever he really like something. 

For Richman, I can't get into the way he hosts his shows. His jokes are atrocious, he seems a bit over bearing for some of the restaurant owners and he's a sloppy eater. Also, his enthusiasm is false and he chews with he tries to describe to you what he's tasting while he's still eating and he looks like a slob. 

I know for most of you who love Adam Richman you're gonna tell me this is blasphemy. It's not. Review the tapes and then come talk to me. Guy Fieri drops hot, wet dukies all over Adam Richman's chest when it comes to food show hosting. Fieri 1 Richman 0.