Man, look at that bulge. He looks like he's stuffing a raccoon tail in there. This is Jonah Falcon, he is known for having the largest penis in the world at a record 13.5 inches flaccid, which by the way is an absolute hammer. If he hit you in the head with it, it'd be like getting hit in the head with a dough rolling pin. Moving on, he has just released a song about his penis called "It's Too Big". It's available on iTunes and CDBaby.com as of right now. I haven't been able to find it on youtube but my god do I want to hear what this dude has come up with about it. A big ugly white dude who has a huge dick, that song is gold waiting to happen.
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