Wednesday, May 1, 2013

In Florida Today

 

This guy only wanted three things on Sunday. He wanted food, drinks and drugs. So what better number to dial for all of this than 911? Actually, any number would be better to dial. He called 911 and said that he wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed delivered to him. Now who wouldn't want that? But you can also go down the block to the grocery store for all of that. You can even order groceries online at get them delivered to your house (and we wonder why America is obese) and he couldn't even figure out how to do that. He got booked for misuse of 911 and is out on $150 bail. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. 

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