Well one week after I gave you the original Mittens the Midget bar story, I'm bringing you up to date on his shenanigans that have gone on in the last week. Mittens leg survived the jump off the bar from two weeks ago and was back in action last Friday night in full Superman attire ready to bring the party. I'm pretty sure he also missed work on Saturday because he woke up in a ditch at 10:30 in the morning.
Regardless, Mittens was in full on Beast Mode for last Friday night's events. It was 7:30, the place was packed and Mittens was in costume. Full on Superman outfit just straight up ready to molest bitches all over the bar while he poured alcohol down their throats. My favorite part about Mittens is that after he molests chicks he does like a creepy evil midget laugh. It's fucking phenomenal.
That was Friday night. Then came Saturday night. He was off on Saturday, or so we thought. He then saw a bachelorette party in the back room of the bar. There were about seven women and Mittens did what only Mittens can do and he bribed them with some house shots. He was picking up the bride, taking pictures with everyone and I'm pretty sure he did a stripper routine for the bride as well. He even brought the bachelorette party together with a bachelor party and it was a drunken grind fest in the back room all night long.
I have no idea what is on the schedule for Mittens this weekend but you can fully expect him to be at Traffic Bar on 52nd and 2nd avenue in NYC on both Friday and Saturday night. Rumors are swirling that a midget wrestling night may be in the works, but we will keep you posted. If you want to see Mittens in action come down to the bar on Friday. Mittens will be there in full force and ready to go. And also, stay tuned next week for the Bar Midget Update of the Week.
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