Here's an idea. Let's get so fucked up that we're still totally hammered at 7:45 in the morning, drive next to our boyfriend who is doing wheelies on his motorcycle, watch as he hits a person riding a bicycle and then run that person over while I'm driving. Sounds like a lot of fun. Oh, and then when we're done we can go on facebook and tell the haters to suck a dick and choke on it. Yeah this isn't being made up this actually happened. Fucking classy broad right here. You're drunk at 7:45 in the morning? Really? When they said, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" they meant 5pm not 5am. So you have your DWI and next what will probably go down as vehicular manslaughter. But yes, keep telling the "haters" to "suck a dick and choke on it" because that's gonna get you places. Here's your t-shirt you stupid bitch. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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