"What must have seemed like a great idea at the time has backfired, resulting in the male receiving quite severe and very painful burns to his cheeks, back and private bits." Let me ask you a question here chief, when does sticking a fire cracker between your ass cheeks and lighting it ever seem like a great idea? I didn't think so. They also say that alcohol was a possible factor. Really? I would have never guessed alcohol could've been involved in something like this. My god guy, how fucking dumb are you. Now you have to go see a specialist to get your balls, ass and back looked at because of how badly you burnt yourself. Drunk and shooting fireworks out of your asshole is no way to go through life son. Here's your t-shirt. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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