When you take a girl to the movies it's really for like two reasons. One is because it's a last resort because you've done everything else and you're out of ideas. Second is because you just don't wanna talk to them. And then if you add the $40 at the movies with whatever dinner costs you've spent over $100 in about a two and a half hour span.
And then you add to your own misery of your empty pockets by letting this girl bitch you around. You're walking in like a dad does when he brings his two little kids to the movies and they can't hold their own soda because it's bigger than their fucking body. And you look like a bigger asshole because you're doing it for some bitch who you probably won't see again after the movie ends.
The movies are a terrible idea for a first date. You don't get to talk to them, you try awkwardly to put your arm around them and then by the end of the night she just thinks you're a weirdo because you tried the arm thing and she didn't catch on. So next time you're thinking about spending that $40 to go to the movies, just tell yourself that you're a jackass and you should really reevaluate the date you think you're about to be on. Or just stick your dick in the pop corn and wait until she gets to the bottom. That should go over smoothly.
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