Monday, July 23, 2012

Rangers Get Superstar Rick Nash For the Toaster, Blender and the Slap Chop You Never Use Anymore



Outside of the Phillies, Cowboys and Eagles. There's no professional sports franchise I loathe more than the New York Rangers. However, bravo to the whole Ranger organization for reportedly acquiring superstar Rick Nash from the Columbus Blue Jackets for Artem Anisimov, Brandon Dubinsky, prospect Tim Erixson and a future 1st round draft pick.

In other words, Rick Nash was absolutely stolen from Columbus.

Anisimov isn't superstar talent, he should've been the throw in to any normal trade for a player this caliber.

Brandon Dubinsky is the absolute definition of a scrub. The guy's career has gone down so fast it's scary. Maybe Erixson will be good, but the 1st rounder is basically a 2nd rounder because the Rangers will obviously be good.

How do the Jackets do not do this trade for ANYBODY but Chris Krieder, Derek Stepan, Carl Hagelin, Michael Del Zotto or Ryan McDonaugh?!

Oh wait, I know why... Because they're complete dumbasses.

Remember this blog during the NHL Draft when the New York Islanders offered their ENTIRE draft to move up two spots and Columbus TURNED IT DOWN?!

The Rangers basically picked on the really retarded kid in the lunch room who drools all over himself and occasionally pisses himself during class.

He had a really delicious desert at lunch so the Rangers went over and said, "Hey, I'll trade you this magic wand for your devil dog."

Meanwhile, the "magic wand" is a stick he found in the school yard that was laying in dog shit.

On the real, can the NHL just contract the Blue Jackets?






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