Wednesday, July 18, 2012

I'm Pretty Sure Your Instagram Friend's 4 Year Old Cousin Really Cares About Your Happy Birthday Wish

 
Do you know what's really been chapping my ass lately? Instagram. Why? Because ever since I've had one, the things I've seen have just gotten more and more ridiculous by the day. I mean at first it was the hash tagging shit that I wanted to punch everyone in the face for and then the other day I almost actually lost my fucking mind. 

I'm on instagram and I see a picture of a little girl in front of a cake and the picture said happy birthday. So far, so good. Nothing wrong here yet. And then I scroll down a little bit and I saw it. Just what I didn't want to see. Morons making comments. 

If the girl in the picture i just turning 4, what are the odds that she has an instagram? I'm hoping not very good because that would mean she has a cell phone if she has an instagram. Let me ask you this. What the fuck are the chances that a 4 year old girl can see you writing happy birthday to her on instagram and knowing about it or even giving a fuck about it? Um, I would think zero. Why are you telling a 4 year old that you've never met in person happy birthday over a fucking program that she doesn't know or care about? Does anyone else see how ridiculous this is?

Seriously think about this for a second. People are going so overboard with every one of these social networks that they continue making themselves look completely and utterly ridiculous. If you're one of these people all I have to say from the bottom of my heart is, change. Don't do what you're doing. It's literally a fucking embarrassment. And on that note, I'll end this ridiculous conversation. Have a great day. 

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