Thursday, July 19, 2012

Asshole Of The Day Award

 

I mean who doesn't enjoy getting naked and running through the neighborhood throwing themselves against walls? I thought that was the norm nowadays. Like unless you've been living under a rock you've heard all the stories of what happens to people who take bath salts yet you do it anyway and end up in a holding cell with no clothes on. The cops found this dude with just a garbage bag on in an alley.  The amazing thing to me was that he was coherent enough to speak and actually tell the cops he took the bath salts. Just the thought of a naked guy running through the streets throwing himself against walls is actually hilarious. Yet that doesn't make him the least bit normal or cool. Here's your t-shirt dickhead, I award you not points and may god have mercy on your soul. 

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