This is a story that just needed to be told and this is a phenomenal forum to do it on. So, for those of you who don't know, I coach a 12 year old travel baseball team. Now what happened on the field the other night will probably never be seen again for the rest of time. But I just have to tell you, it's the funniest thing to ever happen in general, not just on a baseball field.
Let's explain the situation. It's the bottom of the last inning, we're down 12-7 with two outs and our clean up hitter is due up. Everyone knows he's due up and everyone's waiting for him to come to the plate, but no one's coming to bat. The smallest kid on our team runs out of the dugout and runs out to the third base line. He tells the third base coach that the kid can't hit. The third base coach asks, "What do yo mean he can't hit."
And that's when the magic happened folks. The little kid told the third base coach that our number four hitter couldn't come up to bat with the bases loaded in the last inning because he had shit his pants. Like literally, defecated in his pants while sitting in the dugout. He couldn't hold it in anymore and just shit his pants. Naturally, everyone starts laughing. The coach goes in the dugout and sees the kid sitting at the end of the bench with his elbows on his knees and the defeated "I need a ton of toilet paper" look on his face.
News of the shitter had spread so quickly that the other team knew and then the parents knew and basically by the time the word has spread they might as well have announced over the loud speaker that he wasn't hitting due to shitting in his pants. So now we have to pinch hit for our clean up hitter with the bases loaded in the last inning due to him shitting his pants. No, you cannot make this shit up (no pun intended). But I just needed to share this story.
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