Friday, July 13, 2012

Asshole Of The Day Award

 

You're trying to buy a pick up truck and you don't have a lot of money to do so, what do you do? Do you A) Get an actual job and save up to buy it, B) Steal one outside a liquor store, or C) Trade your newborn son for it? If you chose C then come on down you've just won a prize. Yes, this lady sold her fucking newborn infant son for a truck. She then sold the truck for a cool $800 and some meth. What a winner eh? Are you kidding me? You sold your kid for a fucking truck that you then sold for $800 and meth. Basically you're telling everyone that your kid is only worth $800 and meth. Are you serious? Someone should hit you in the face with a fucking railroad spike. Here's your t-shirt bitch, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. 

Sidenote: Yeah, I threw in an "eh" like a fucking Canadian. Sue me. 

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