Thursday, June 7, 2012

Hot Whore vs Pretty and Smart: Who Ya Got?

 

VS

 
I have a friend who is trying to decide between two females. Now, the other day he showed me a picture of each of them and each one was completely different from the other. It was a battle of a hot whore vs a pretty and smart girl. In this battle, who's your pick?

Let's be honest, the first one looked like she was hot, but she also looked like a whore. Yes, I can pass judgement on a girl just by looking at her pictures. It's pretty fucking easy and if you don't think so you're just naive. You can tell what that hot whorish look is like, you just know it when you see it. They're fun to bang, but do you really want to take them home to mom? 

Then there was option b. This girl was very pretty, wholesome and looked like a girl you would take home to mom. She also goes to an awesome college and is smart as hell. The problem with these girls is the sex. They're really never good in bed. Why? Because they've never had bad shit happen to them so they wouldn't do disgusting things. They think they're all dirty and freaky, but trust me, they're far from it. 

This match up is simple in my opinion. I told him if he's looking for a chick to just constantly nail with no strings attached, go with the hot whore. If he's looking for a girlfriend go with the pretty one. You can teach a pretty girl new tricks in bed, but you can't teach a whore to be a lady. The world just doesn't work like that. 

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