No Matter How Hot They Are, They're All A Pain In The Ass

 

Fellas by now this is something that you should be schooled on and know like the back of your hand. What I'm talking about of course is women. What is the main thing you need to know about women? It doesn't matter how hot she is, how nice she is, or even how great she is in bed she is always gonna break your balls no matter what.

Men need women to survive, I'll admit it. Why? Well let's get real for a second. Who else is gonna cook, clean, do our laundry and have sex with us. It's not gonna be the dog and it sure as hell isn't gonna be another guy. So yes, we do need you in order to keep our sanity. But holy shit does it come with a fucking consequence.

That consequence is relentless ball breaking on a 24/7 basis. "Don't hang out with him he drinks too much", "We need to go shopping this weekend", "Why are you wearing that you look stupid", are any of those quotes sounding familiar? Just breaking your balls relentlessly. Meanwhile if it wasn't for women being stupid I could be sitting in a garden naked eating fruit right now (see Adam and Eve story for that explanation). You could do ten thousand things for them, but the one time you don't do one thing it's like the sky is falling. That's women for you.

Just remember that no matter what you do, you're gonna get your balls broken. When a guy gets married he's not just saying "I do", he's saying, "I do know that this bitch is gonna torture me until the day I die". But you just have to find one you can tolerate a little bit. Because no matter what, your balls will be broken.