Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Now What?

 
It's that time of year again. There's that lull period when basketball ends and everyone is just waiting for football to start. Yeah you can watch baseball, but it's not what all the sports casters are talking about. Lebron got his ring, Eddy Curry was used as the float at the Heat parade, and spring football is over. We have the All Star game to look forward to but that's about it, so now what happens in the world of sports media? Ladies and gentlemen there is one answer and one answer only to this question. The answer is non stop Tebow coverage of course! What else do they have to talk about? Rex Ryan has stopped talking out of his ass, Cromartie hasn't had any more kids and Mark Sanchez is still the butt of every Jets fan joke. The only logical thing to do in the sports media world is to talk about Tim Tebow non stop from now until the Jets season ends and then for two weeks after that. Did you really think I was gonna say anything else? And do you really think you're gonna hear about anything else? You'll have two more weeks of Lebron getting his first ring and then after that it's gonna be a steady dose of Tebow until the cows come home. The guy needs to be roofied and go wild at a party doing blow off of a hookers tramp stamp. If someone can pull that off, it'll be talked about for years. It probably won't ever happen because it would be too good to be true, but a man can dream can't he? 

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