Thursday, June 21, 2012

Guy Gets Arrested For Sunbathing Nude While Facing Traffic...Oh And He Also Had A Dildo In Hand

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20120619/ARTICLES/120619570/1034?Title=OPD-Nude-sunbathing-sex-offender-charged-with-exposing-himself&tc=ar

Let's get naked and take some sun all while facing traffic. Nice, that's what this guy did. Reasons you probably shouldn't be getting a tan while you're naked and people can see you? How about the fact that you're a registered sex offender. When asked why he was naked? He said he always sunbathes that way while holding a sex toy. Good for you buddy. No idea why you need to hold a dildo while you're taking some sun and honestly I don't really wanna know why. I guess something in your ass gives your skin a more olive complexion. Either way, if I had to pick someone out of a lineup for exposing themselves it would definitely be this guy. Just in time for the first official day of summer.

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