Have you ever tried to have a conversation with a chick who laughs after everything that she says? Yeah, I have and it's the most annoying conversation on the planet. You actually get confused as you're sitting there talking. Confused because you really have no idea what this girl finds so fucking funny every ten seconds.
When I say laughing after everything she says I mean literally everything. She'll talk, then give you an explanation on what she was talking about and then she just ends with a laugh. She literally sounds like the fakest person on the planet because the laugh is fake 90% of the time. You don't know if she's doing it because she thinks she just needs to do it, or because she thinks something is funny. All you really want to do is is deliver a haymaker right to her suck hole.
Another thing about this chick who laughs after everything she says is that she is ALWAYS talking about herself. There is never a time when the conversation ever moves to being remotely about you and if you bring something up about yourself she just tries to one up you with an amazing statistic about herself. She also makes herself out to be the damsel in distress and tries to convince everyone that she doesn't fully understand what she's doing.
Have you ever met a girl like this? Doesn't it make you want to just put a pillow over her face while she's sleeping? Yes. There's nothing worse than a girl who talks about herself and then feels the need to laugh at the end of every sentence. Add to that an uncanny ability to purposely make herself sound dumber than she really is and you almost have a female who is completely untouchable. Ladies, don't be this chick.
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