Ladies Take Your Pick: Would You Rather Be Teabagged By Lance Armstrong With One Nut Or Cristiano Ronaldo With Two?

Ronaldo's Two Nuts

OR

Lance's One Nut

Shout out to the big man Chris for giving me this one. Even though the soccer player isn't the same, it's still the same concept so suck one. Anyway, ladies here's a question for all of you out there. Would you rather be teabagged by Cristiano Ronaldo's two nuts or Lance Armstrong's one nut? Loaded question here right? You have a gorgeous man with both fully equipped balls who dates super models and can most likely slay any woman he wants. Not to mention the fact that he has like a twelve pack of abs, more money than all the people who read this blog have put together in one, and is probably like a sex god.

Now you might be thinking easy choice here right? It's Cristiano Ronaldo. But let me ask you cold hearted bitches this, how are you gonna turn down a man who beat cancer. His one nut probably pumps out semen more consistently than Ronaldo's two ever will. And let's not forget this man won like six straight Tour de France titles. He can probably bang and teabag you for a month straight without stopping. 

I mean really, the guy beat cancer the least you can let him do is drop his last nut on your eye. You'll look like a pirate for five minutes but I still think that beats getting blinded by Ronaldo's Portuguese goggles he'll be throwing on you. I'm not making this decision though, you ladies are. Any of you broads have any thoughts on the matter?