Friday, January 6, 2012

Why Tim Tebow Sucks Today...

 

Why Tim Tebow Sucks Today...

In what could very well be the last installment of this (until next football season of course), this asshole sucks today because he is the only person who sucks to have a Sports Science done about him on ESPN. Like look at the other guys who have had sports science done about them. Calvin Johnson, Drew Brees, Justin Blackmon and so on and so forth. All those guys have one thing in common, and that is that they're actually good at football. Tebow is not good at football. As Colin Cowherd said on the radio, "You're not a hero for putting out a fire that you started." What does that mean? That means that just because Tebow made some plays in the last five minutes against shitty teams, he was the reason they were in that position because he sucks and he's not a hero for "winning the game". When he loses to the Steelers this weekend, that will be all for the segment. I cannot wait. 

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