Saturday, January 28, 2012

Kim Kardashian Apparently Interested In Tim Tebow?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82662fc6/article/no-kardashian-connection-for-tebow?module=HP11_content_stream

Well, well, well it looks like Kimmy is in pursuit of Tim fucking Tebow. Yes, once you catch your breath from laughing so hard, please feel free to continue reading...Anyway, just solely based on the fact that Tim Tebow hasn't even fucked his left hand let alone a vagina, I am thinking this isn't really a good match. We have an absolute whore with a sex tape and a marriage that lasted as long as a game of Jenga with Michael J. Fox matched up with a guy who's this religious virgin. I mean she's had sex with three guys who probably have dicks that look like a baby's arm holding an apple and they couldn't even keep her happy. Now she wants a guy who's not even gonna graze her vagina until marriage? Not gonna work. One of Tebow's boys actually dropped the quote that Tim is not interested for many reasons one being that he is a virgin and another one being that she has a sex tape (which Tebow probably hasn't watched). Therefore, we can put an end to this garbage immediately. There will be no Tebow and Kardashian, and we can all actually thank god for this one.

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