Monday, January 30, 2012

She's Been Fucked Over By So Many Assholes That Now She's Only Into Nerds

 
Have you ever just sat there and stared at a couple for hours wondering how these two could have possibly gotten together? It's like how the fuck could a girl who's this hot be dating a guy who solves quadratic equations on a regular basis? Well, that's why I'm here everyone. So I can tell you exactly why something like this happens. 

With the exception of what we know as "Ugly Duckling Syndrome" where the women has suddenly gotten hot out of nowhere and has no idea, hot women know they're hot. I don't care how much they complain about how fat they are, and how much they complain that they can never get anyone, we know that they just do that shit for attention because they want guys to say nice things to them. But you're not bullshitting me hun, I know your little tricks. 

So how does something like this come about? Well, the hot girl who knows she's hot has most likely only fucked around with assholes her entire life. And she's been fucked over so many times that now she is going after bubble wrap. Bubble wrap is what we call nerdy or nice guys that somehow end up with the hottest fucking girls in the league. She is so fucked up in the head from being with assholes that she just goes after the safest thing she can that way she will be held up on a pedestal and will always have the upper hand. She doesn't want a guy who will take advantage of her anymore, she wants the guy she can manipulate and take advantage of. 

Does this sound like anyone you may know or have seen? If it does, please email me picture of the hot bitch with the nerd that way I can cry myself to sleep later tonight. All women are connivers, and although they will say they're doing it to get treated right, they do it to feel secure. Now you know why that hot girl is with that nerdy guy. 

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