Tuesday, January 17, 2012

He's Got That Look In His Eyes

 
So you have that friend, he's sly, he's sneaky, and he's always out looking for women. You're out one night and you meet these girls and you introduce him to the one that he's had his eye on for pretty much the entire night. You can tell, he's got that look in his eyes, and he's gonna do whatever he can to bang this chick. 

He doesn't even hide it either. It's like he just turned possessed and everyone in the place knows he's up to something. To add to the look in his eyes, he just has that evil little smirk too where he ends up licking his lips every ten minutes like he's staring at a piece of meat after starving in the desert for three years. 

What comes with the look? Well, him being smooth comes with the look. She's eating this shit up because he's showing her the attention that she normally doesn't get. He's buying her shots and getting her all liquored up and that look in his eyes is getting even better. Pretty soon, you're thinking she's leaving with the guy who's possessed. 

What are his eyes telling you? He's horny, he has his target, and he is ready deploy his penis into her vagina as soon as possible. All she needs is a couple of more shots of Jameson, maybe another drink and she's ready to jump into the sack with this guy and get her pelvis broken into pieces. You can always spot out the guy with the look in his eyes, and the girl who's gonna go home with him. 

Sidenote: I did hear a story last night about a guy breaking a girls hip bone from banging her so hard. One of the most hilarious things I have ever heard. 

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