Best part of my job is easily this...
Steve the Hammer:
The Culprit: Karrissa (last name removed)
Status that broke the camel's back: Ughhhhh fuck you hangover! Fuck you 2 hours of sleep! And fuck you to working all night...thank you that will be all.
Reason for Defriendment: You're right, that will be all. When I say I literally care more about what type of shaving cream Rosie O'Donnell uses to shave her legs than I care about your hangover, I am not exaggerating. And your two hours of sleep followed by work? Yeah, no one cares about that either. If you wanna be a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning. See ya broad! Suck one.
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