Monday, January 16, 2012

You'd Be Gay If You Didn't

 
You're out at a bar, you're talking to this girl and she's way out of your league. However, there is a reason she is talking to you that you nor any of your friends can pin point. It is clear to everyone that she wants to get railed by you. What happens next?

Well, you're extremely hesitant because you have never been in this situation before. You are in extremely unchartered territory for you. It's like you're a rookie quarterback heading into Lambeu Field against Bart Starr in a blizzard. Your dick has just shrunk into a little shell like a scared turtle and you have no confidence. 

But one line runs into the back of your head that gives you the strength to throw the deep pass down the field and make that big play. The line is, "You'd be gay if you didn't." This is the line that gives you the strength you need to get with this girl way out of your league and take her home for a night of savagery in the bedroom. 

You'd be gay if you didn't because this might be a once in a lifetime chance for you. You're a 6, she's a 10, you don't jump four points more than one time in your life. If you squander this opportunity, you would be considered a fag. When hotness hits you in the face, just remember, you'd be gay if you didn't do it. 

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