Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Asshole Of The Day Award

 

Who gets arrested twice in the same for doing the same exact thing? This asshole does. He was arrested in the morning for huffing an aerosol can in his car in a mall parking lot and then eight hours later after he was released he was arrested for you guessed it, huffing an aerosol can in his car in a mall parking lot. First of all, why are you huffing aerosol cans to get high? You're 30 years old, not a 15 year old high school kid, grow the fuck up. Secondly, if I got arrested I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be going back to the same exact spot to do the same exact thing that I got arrested for earlier. It's like getting caught cheating twice by your girlfriend. You're a moron. Here's your t-shirt huff daddy, rehab's looking like an awfully good place for you to be sometime soon. 

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