If you're going to try and bribe a police officer out of getting arrested, I'm pretty sure offering him tickets to the Jets vs Dolphins season finale is definitely not the way to go. The officer actually responded with, "Jets vs Dolphins tickets aren't worth a damn." And he's right. Two shit teams playing a meaningless game is not the way to get out of an arrest. Maybe if you had something worth something such as Super Bowl tickets, he would have thought about letting you go. You couldn't get me to go to a Jets vs Dolphins game if you offered me Mila Kunis living with me as a sex slave for a year. Just not gonna happen. Here's your t-shirt you giant Asshole and congratulations of being the first Asshole of the Day for 2012.
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