Fella's, maybe you all don't realize this but do you understand how incredibly dumb and woman-like you look when you update your twitter and facebook while you're out. "But you do it all the time Steve." Yeah, I do it to update this dumb fucking blog when a new post goes up; it's not to tell everyone how I just took three shots of Jaeger and I'm so drunk.
Let's look at the evidence here guys. Women do shit like this all the fucking time. Do you really want to be looked at in the same light as women who are constantly updating their twitter and facebook while they're out with their friends? You're exactly like that dumb girl updating her status about the fishbowl she's drinking out of except that you have balls between your fucking legs (and yes I say that loosely).
And mobile uploading things while you're out guys? Come on. You're like a fucking wash woman bro. How do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you've just mobile uploaded a picture of you and four of your guy friends drinking vodka cranberry's with no women in sight? If you're sending a different type of message, good for you. If you think you're cool because you're doing this, you're about as cool as AIDS.
Am I making statements that are just so incredibly outlandish here? If you think so, than I am obviously correct in everything I just said. Do you know how I know that? Because usually when girls complain or have a problem with a post, it's because I'm right. So I'm just gonna assume that if you complain, you are clearly one of these asshole guys. But guys, if you actually do this shit, your man card should be revoked. Other than that, enjoy your night out.
Does updating while at a sporting event count? (i.e. football game)
ReplyDeleteDepends on the game super bowl or world series can slide anything else no
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