Is there anything better than watching a cat fight? The answer to that would be absolutely not. Everyone loves themselves a cat fight. Even women love a cat fight. Have you ever noticed that no one ever runs in to break up a fight between two hot girls? But whenever two dudes start fighting that shit gets broken up in a matter of seconds. Oh, by the way, a cat fight is two hot women fighting and nothing else.
No one really knows how a cat fight starts, but I can tell you that it normally doesn't involve ladies who we would consider "classy". Any woman who goes out of her way to start a fight with another woman is not even close to classy and it's one of the biggest turn offs on the face of the earth. But when the fight happens, it looks hot as fuck.
You don't get guys trying to break it up, you get guys circling around and pulling out camera phones to get every second of what's going on. We all stand there trying to find some form of oil or jelly to throw into the ring and hopefully get some clothes ripped off in the process. There's hair pulling, slapping and scratching, it's fucking phenomenal.
Moral of the story? Cat fights aren't classy, but they're incredibly sexy. If you are going to get into a cat fight, don't just go right at it. Let it develop with shit talking and then let the men prepare a KY Jelly pool so you can get the cat fight done the right way. Also, prepare for youtube to make you famous. With all the camera phones that are sure to be out, you and your opponent are bound to be stars.
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