Quite possibly my favorite thing to see on facebook may very well be girls who take those webcam pictures and post them. Is there a more unnecessary thing on this earth other than the whole hash tagging thing on instagram that I'll probably get to at some point? I mean at this point why not just take some naked pictures of yourself?
Let's just think about how self centered and attention grubbing this is. You, the girl are taking a picture of yourself to post on facebook and see how many likes and comments you get. It's not someone else taking the picture and you end up liking it and posting it. YOU are physically sitting there and taking it yourself, and most likely taking it between five and ten times to make sure you have the perfect one and then posting it for attention.
So at this juncture I dare to ask the question, why not just take the pictures naked? It's a win-win situation for you ladies. Just hear me out. You want the attention of everyone telling you how great you look right? You're probably mad when you don't get a certain number of likes so you can meet your self esteem quota. But if you just take the picture naked and post it, you'll meet your quota, you'll feel good and no judgement will be passed since everyone probably thinks you're a slut anyway. You can't lose.
I figure that if you're gonna sit there and try to be all pretty and take a picture of yourself, you should just go the extra mile and get naked. Guys don't care about how good you look with clothes on, we kind of just want to see you naked. Give us what we want and we'll give you what you want. Just look at Snooki doing it for the attention and getting exactly what she wanted. Sometimes you can learn a lot from a chick with a fourth grade education.
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