It was only a matter of time before men just became softer than baby shit in the bachelor party game. Dudes have been shaving their body hair, high lighting their actual hair and worried more about spray tanning and eating organic food for years now. And now it's finally caught up to us with shit like this. What used to be the bro move of going to Vegas, having strippers sit on your face and have a blast for your last night as a free man has turned into hiking and fiddling each other's balls with blind folds somewhere in the wilderness. Are we kidding? What happened to the dudes from the Hangover? What happened to being a man? Well, apparently everything happened to it as we have turned into soft serve ice cream. The Alpha Male wouldn't allow this to happen. So fellas my suggestion is to reach between your legs and make sure your balls are still there. Because according to the New York Post, your balls are missing.
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