Today B Slata and I will be debating a topic brought to us by email. Big shout out to Jess from New Jersey for the suggestion. Jess wants us to talk about the Alpha Male versus the Alpha Female, who is more Alpha? I am obviously going to be arguing that the Alpha Male is more Alpha. Why? Because I am the fucking Alpha Male and I will tell you who the fuck is more Alpha with my wisdom and knowledge that I force upon people every fucking day. Is that good enough for you?
Anyway, the Alpha Male is the top of the animal kingdom. He's the guy who's running the show. He has every other guy listening to his orders and above all else his dick is like a ten foot strand of fly tape. Whenever he walks into a room, vaginas just stick to it. What is the main vagina that the Alpha Male attracts? Oh, that would just be the Alpha Female.
Why? Because the Alpha Female has that stick up her ass that she knows she's hot and can run shit amongst the other females. But there's only one person who's a big enough asshole to put her right back in her place, and that is the Alpha Male. Anyone who knows any woman knows that women cannot resist assholes. The Alpha Male is the biggest asshole on the planet, and the Alpha Female wants nothing more than to be mouth banging him all night long. So she sits there like a fucking puppy dog and takes his attitude and takes him treating her like absolute shit. He is the only person that can make her grovel on her knees.
Of course the only reason he can do this is because he lays the pipe like a Greek god mixed with a male porn star. Another thing that is a must for the Alpha Male. He makes her fifty shades of grey come true when he destroys her vagina like the Metrodome roof collapse. So not only is he putting every other inferior man in their place just because he can, but he is also putting every inferior woman and the Alpha Female in their place as well. The Alpha Male is by far the superior of the Alphas, and nothing makes it more clear than the doggy style position.
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