Who's Dumber? Women that fall in love with fictional characters or men that fall in love with strippers?

There are four main reasons why men who fall in love with strippers are dumber than women who fall in love with fictional characters.

1. Fantasy vs. Expectations: Are women who fall in love with fictional characters dumb? No.  Are women who think they're going to FIND a guy like the one in the book dumb? Yes.  There is the difference ladies and gentlemen. Any woman who has stepped out of the house in the past 10 years should know that getting a guy that's sexy, badass and sensitive is just delusional.  That doesn't mean we can't fantasize about the some Johnny Depp type covering us in chocolate on a bear skin rug.  Men who fall in love with strippers don't fantasize, they ACTUALLY believe it's going to happen. Silly rabbit, tricks are for making money.    
2. Touch vs. Touching: I know some guys out there will argue that women are dumb for falling in love with something that isn't real when strippers will actually touch you.  Well women usually like mental stimulation better anyways so this point is moot.  And pretending my vibrator is Jacob Black's dick is a lot more satisfying than guys feeling a stripper's ass rub up against their jeans (Side note: I've never actually fantasized about that) 
3. Long term consequences: I can't catch chlamydia from a book. Enough said.
4. The most obvious reason of all: I don't pay fictional characters to fuck around with me.  I buy the book for $10 and get to visualize Christian Grey slapping my ass for hours on end, in the privacy of my own home (Side note: I have actually visualized that).  Men seek out and spend thousands of dollars on women who's job is to literally take their clothes off and make you feel special while doing it.  

So you can either get off for free without the smell of baby powder and cheap oil in your face or spend hundreds of dollars to see a pair of nice boobs.  Women outsmarting men without them even realizing it once again.