You're on your way out and suddenly your cell phone rings. The girl who is at the other end of your phone happens to be your booty call. For some reason you have no idea how to end this conversation and you're on the phone with this girl for about nine minutes and thirty seconds longer than the conversation should last. What is wrong with you?
She's your booty call, she's not your girlfriend. This phone call should last a maximum of thirty seconds. If the call is longer than thirty seconds, this girl is considered your girlfriend. There is actually no reason to stay on the phone any longer than the thirty second time limit because it's completely irrelevant. This conversation should go like this:
You: "Are you going out tonight?"
Booty Call" "No."
You: "Okay goodbye."
And that is all. There is no need to go into any further detail than that. If you would like to text this person later when you're drunk, which is in her job description, then that's fine. But actual conversations on the phone are not supposed to happen with your booty call. Always remember, thirty seconds or less and it's a booty call. Thirty one seconds or more and it's your girlfriend. You're not getting to know her, you're not figuring out what she wants for Christmas, you are having sex with her and that is all. Get your guidelines straight before you set yourself up for a world of misery.
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