Monday, November 14, 2011

If You Fight That Much, You Probably Shouldn't Be Together

 
Everyone knows that couple that is always fighting. It doesn't matter what goes on it's almost like they just love to fight for the sake of fighting. They do it over the phone, through text messages, in public places, supermarkets and even during a night out with everyone. The relationship has turned into a less serious version of a UFC title fight, and nobody wants to deal with it.

In the current state of the relationship that you're in, you're basically a married couple. You fight all the time, you completely resent each other, and you don't have sex. What part of that is enjoyable? In order to fight that much you actually need to try and pick fights about stupid shit, which most of you know how to do. My favorite part of watching fights between long time couples is that each of them knows exactly how to get the other one jacked up. And when they say that one thing that hits a nerve, that's when these fights go from a tropical storm to a category five hurricane. 

Also, you don't even enjoy make up sex since you never actually make up. One of you just surrenders to the other person just because you're tired of fighting and one of you has to give in. Then the peace is kept for a couple of days until you find something new to fight about. If you're fighting this much then why are you together? 

At this point you're probably just together because you're both comfortable and you don't know what it's gonna be like to go out there and find another person. But realistically, the only person you're fooling is yourself. If you're fighting over something like what time you two should go to dinner, it's time to call your relationship quits. Go out there and get some strange ass, your stress levels will go down and your hair won't turn grey as fast. Trust me, I'm a modern day prophet. 

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