It's that time of year again, where the weather is getting colder and colder, yet the women will still wear out nothing but a tiny ass dress that has their ass and tits hanging out and no warmth anywhere but their vagina. It's hysterical to watch this all unfold and watch them all exaggerate how cold it is outside. Wait for it, tonight it's gonna be a highlight of your night.
First of all, all you chicks go out to buy something new specifically for your Thanksgiving Eve extravaganza. Why? You're gonna go out and spend like $150 on a new dress that you will wear exactly one time? Either you're gonna think it's crappy after you wear it, or you're gonna throw up on it, either way you're not wearing it more than one time and you and I both know that. You buy this dress to be a slut for a night, it's very simple.
Now to you actually being cold. You're cold because you're wearing almost nothing and you didn't bring out a jacket. We get you're cold, but you make it get exponentially colder by the minute. You start off with acting like you're just a little chilly to five minutes later acting like you're stuck in a blizzard. It's not that bad out, you're just doing it for attention. Trust me, you drew enough attention to yourself with that skirt up your ass, you don't need anymore people staring at you.
So what did we learn today girls? We learned that you're cold because you have no clothes on, not because there's an ice storm outside. If you actually brought out a jacket with you, you probably wouldn't be so cold. And if you actually dressed respectable, every guy wouldn't think you're a ten cent whore. Game over.
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