Tuesday, November 29, 2011

If You're Trying To Get Laid, Don't Do This

 
I know exactly what was going through this asshole's head right before he was about to do this. "I'm gonna look like the fucking man when I pull this shit in front of these girls." If you were trying to look like a retarded man then mission accomplished. I have zero remorse for what will probably be a head injury because of your stupidity. Did you really think this was going to get you laid? I have no idea what girls pussy gets wet from a guy back flipping off of a pole bro. I think you need a serious lesson on getting with women. Like maybe starting a conversation should be your first step. But hey, what do I know right? I'm just the guy who gives great advice. 

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