Tuesday, November 29, 2011

She's Pouting After A Fight...

Look what you did fella's; you pissed off your girl. What normally happens when you piss your girl off? Well if you piss her off a lot like you just completely cross a line, she'll flip out and leave. But I'm not talking about that one. I'm talking about when you piss her off just enough where she doesn't want to leave, but she doesn't want to talk to you either. She's gonna sit there and pout. 

Of course she's gonna sit there and pout, she has nothing better to do. She's gonna give you the silent treatment and pretend that you're not there even though she hears every word you're saying and if you say something really over the top she's probably gonna break something over your head. But what we never actually understand is why they do this. 

What do I mean? I mean we all know that even though she's sitting there pouting she's still gonna go home with you and suck your dick later. Don't sit there pouting for a half hour not saying a word and then make like everything is all fucking peachy. In reality we really know what you're doing ladies. You're gonna act like everything is okay and then hold that in the back of your head until the next time you're mad. 

Do you expect a guy to take you seriously when you get over your issue in a matter of minutes? Like really, if we leave you alone for like ten minutes you're over it. Are you kidding me? We're not taking you seriously, and when you save it in the back of your head for a later date, we're still not taking you seriously. If you're gonna not talk to us then go all the way and just walk out and not speak to us for like a day or two. We'd have way more respect for you than if you just come home with us a half hour later and spread your legs. 

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