Would you like to get drunk and hop into the spider monkey cage at the zoo? If you're in your right mind you absolutely would not want to be doing that. But of course, this asshole just had to do it. Why? Because it looked like fun. Yeah, was it really fun when that little mother fucker almost bit your wrist off? Exactly. You got your wrist bit and just laid on the floor bleeding like a spineless jellyfish bro. You deserve every disease that you're probably gonna get from being bit by this thing. Here's your t-shirt, although you should have been wearing it while you jumped into the cage; you can now wear it when you become the guy who got AIDS after being bit by a monkey. Good day to you.
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