Many people use the term that certain females like to get "white girl wasted". Well, the other night I got to witness something that needs to be seen by every person at least once in their lifetime. It's almost as good as Jessica Biel sharing a room with me for a year. It is the type of wasted that we call "fat girl wasted" and it's the next up and coming phenomena to hit the planet.
"Fat girl wasted" is what happens when a fat girl who happens to be really nice decides to get shitfaced and her personality does a complete 180. She's talkative, she's absolutely pounding drinks and she has a little bit of an attitude as if she's forgotten that she's fat. What else does she do? She actually hits on guys who she clearly has no business even speaking to.
She roars through the bar doing what she wants to do and talking to whoever she wants to talk to. When another girl says something along the lines of, "You know, I think you should probably stop drinking," she responds with, "You don't know me!" Maybe she doesn't know you, but a hammered fat chick absolutely wreaking havoc through the bar is a terrible image for everyone in the joint.
Don't get me wrong, it's fucking hilarious and when she starts making out with that guy because he apparently had beer goggle laser surgery, you want to turn away so bad but you just can't take your eyes off the spectacle that's going on. She'll finish off her night by eating a pizza to herself and then trying to blow some guy. That's the way it is. Fat Girl Wasted, it's the next big thing...Literally and figuratively.
i think she is georges with her lovley fat tummy
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