What do Vegas pool parties, night clubs and upscale lounges have in common? None of them have a need for women to be wearing any form of high heels. Ladies, what is with your obnoxious heels? I don't have a clue what possesses you to wear them out, especially when you end up towering over every guy you're with. Trust me, no dude wants to bang the giraffe in the room.
First and foremost, unless you're going to some sort of wedding or formal event where people are dressing up and you're supposed to look really classy, there is no need for you to be in heels. About 95% percent of you girls who wear heels can't actually walk in them. There lies problem number one. You have absolutely zero mobility.
What does that matter? You're wearing heels to clubs and lounges, the only reason that people go to clubs and lounges is to dance. Can I ask how you're gonna dance in your high heels when you can't even walk twenty feet without complaining? Why would you wear something that inhibits your reasoning for going to a certain place? What does that mean? It means you're going out to dance, why are you in heels when you can't dance in heels? It's not that difficult to understand.
Then once you're drunk and stumbling you eventually end up getting a face full of pavement. It actually makes for a tremendous drunk spectacle. So girls, unless you're heading to some sort of formal event, please keep the heels in your closet. It saves you the bumps and bruises, and it also saves a couple of facebook pictures of you on the floor looking like a drunk mess. It's a win win situation.
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