Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Things I Wish I Could Tell My Girlfriend

 
This Week:
9) Your sister is hotter than you 

Previous Weeks:
1) You should've seen this chick I banged last night
2) Bet your ass that when we break up I'm gonna try and bang all your hot friends
3) I slept with your best friend
4) You look fat in those jeans
5) I've had better
6) All your guy friends are trying to nail you
7) You've gained a few pounds 
8) I can't believe you let me go raw right away

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