The Great Debates Hammer vs Slothy Week 3: What Is The Sexiest Women's Sport?

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Hammer

Slothy

Week three, here we go...

Steve the Hammer:

Sexiest women's sport? It's a no brainer here. Women's soccer is the sexiest sport in the league. Slothy, you're taking lax? What have you been smoking bro? First saying the Jets are the best team in the AFC now saying that women's lax is the sexiest sport a woman can play? Nothing against lax, but let's look at the facts here. How many hot girls do you know that play soccer? About 90% of the girls I know who play soccer are hot. That means that 9 out of every ten girls on a soccer field are hot as shit. Also, EVERY soccer girl I've ever met has a fantastic butt. To your point from our last debate, if you're an ass man, is there anything better than a soccer girl? They also have that soccer girl stamina that gives them the ability to go at it all night.

Let's look at some of the hottest famous female athletes. You're telling me Hope Solo and Alex Morgan aren't hot? Those chicks are so sexy and all of them have absolutely slamming bodies. How many women's lax players do you know who go on Dancing With The Stars? ZERO. And if you're looking to breed athletes, you go with the soccer girl. There is not an unathletic soccer girl, there is always an unathletic lax girl. Plus, soccer chicks are great with their head, if you get what I'm saying. Bottom line here, if you line up ten lax girls and ten soccer girls, there will ALWAYS be more hot soccer girls than lax girls. End of story, the end, Daddy wins this week.

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Slothy:

So in this weeks edition of the great debates we will argue what girls sport is the sexiest. I'm taking lacrosse. I'm going to argue this week from a practical sphere.

The truth is that either of these sports has their fair share of good looking women. But why is lax sexier than soccer? Just look at how the sport is played and apply that to every day life. First, lets look at the cradle. The wrist motion of the cradle can easily translate into the correct technique for an "old fashioned." The names of all the equipment in lacrosse are sexual in their nature. You've got the head of the stick, you've got the butt, you've got the SHAFT--which is where you cradle by the way--you've got the pocket of the head, which can't be too deep because that's considered illegal; and goddamnit it should be considered illegal. Girls lax players have very tiny pockets...Fact!

In soccer bitches are just kicking each other, just not applicable to being sexy. I don't want a girl kicking me, I don't want a footjob, I'm not Rex Ryan. The only person on a soccer team that uses their hands is the goalie and she's usually BUTCH! So if you think a 200 pound broad who can bench press you is sexy then good for you, have at it. But for me, I'll take a lax girl.

Boom another win for Slothy.