It's All About The Tip

Ladies this is a lesson for every single one of you. This is about your absolutely awful attempt to give what we would call a hand job. None of you have any idea what the hell you're doing and it gets guys so incredibly pissed off. Even when we try to help you out and tell you where to put your hand, you don't listen and you go right back to what you were doing. You're like a little kid who doesn't want to listen. Stop being selfish and pay attention.

All women begin by grabbing the lower part of the shaft. This is perfectly fine, but you can't keep your hand camped out down there. That's a good starting point, but you have to eventually work your way up north. Just leaving your hand at the bottom is doing nothing for us. Remember, mid to upper shaft is the key to a great HJ. I'm not even asking you for great HJ's here, I'm just trying to get you to go from miserable to decent.

Now, you can't stay at the mid shaft all day either. You have to go mid to upper shaft and then work your way towards the tip. Remember, IT IS ALL ABOUT THE TIP. From three quarter shaft to tip is where the magic happens. Everything happens up top. Remember this for the future. That is the message we try and send you when we constantly move your hand upwards. Why do you think we constantly ask you for BJ's? Because even if you suck at that, you'll at least be in the right area.

Hopefully this will be a lesson to all you ladies out there who wonder why your guy never just wants a run of the mill HJ from you. If you start getting better in this department, you save an extra mouth rinse and we save our elbow from Tommy John surgery. It's a win-win situation for all parties involved.