The Great Counter Balance

Have you ever been hanging out with your friends somewhere and you see two smoking hot girls walk by?  Then, within the next three minutes you see a herd of stampeding buffalo walk by? Yes, you have. We call this the Great Counter Balance. It is the way the world works. For every group of hot girls, there will always be a group of wild hogs. That's just the way it is.

See here's the thing. Someone, somewhere in the universe decided that there cannot be only hot women. Why not? It would get boring, you just see hot woman after hot woman and eventually some of them wouldn't look as hot. When you add ugly chicks into the equation, the hot women look even hotter. Don't argue with me, this is a fact.

Ugly chicks do actually serve a purpose. Girls are usually grouped into three simple categories. Hot, Okay, and Hell No. The Okay girls will not look good at all when hanging out with the Hot girls. It just doesn't work like that. So how do the Okay girls score? They hang out with the Hell No girls. When you have a group of Okay girls, hanging out with a group of Hell No girls, the Okay girls look way better than they are in reality. And after a couple of drinks when you're hanging out with the Okay and Hell No girls, the Okay girls look good...enough.

What other purpose do these ugly chicks serve? Well they do actually serve another purpose, which sometimes works out good, and sometimes works out bad. And I'm not talking about the girls you get drunk and get with because you haven't gotten any in a while. As I said earlier, when you see a group of hot girls, you will always see a group of big uglies. However, when you see that group of rhinos strolling by, keep your eyes peeled. Because that means a group of hotties are on the way. That is the Great Counter Balance, and it's as consistent as gravity.