Defriendment Friday's

We will find you. We always do...

Steve the Hammer:

The Culprit: Marianna (last name removed)

Status that broke the camels back: "First night on duty :)"

Reason for Defriendment: You have been making statuses for weeks about you becoming the person that is not only the RA in a college dorm, but you're the head of all the RA's, which means you're a complete bitch. The boss RA is never the cool RA, end of story. Your first night on duty is your last night on my friends list. Bye bye.

Quite Frank-ly:

The Culprit: Ralph

Reason for Defriendment: You should have been defriended a month ago and now your unimportant Vegas statuses that nobody cares about or is jealous of made you step off the ledge.

Johnny Baseball:

The Culprit: Nicolette (last name removed)

Reason for Defriendment: You have not been going out with your boyfriend for a month yet and there have already been over 15 Facebook Statuses about him. We're not 16 so why are you making statuses about him? Once in a while I could see, but not more than 3 times in a month.